Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What nationality are most fish?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How does one gelatin greet another?