Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?