What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why are bakers also often hippies?