What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where do actors go to pray?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?