Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What animal floats best?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?