Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?