How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do bees get to school?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?