What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?