How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?