Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Golf clubs!
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?