What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?