Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do horses say to greet each other?