What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?