What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?