What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the border collie get a raise?