What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What makes music in your hair?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?