What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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What nationality are most fish?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What sweet treat never panics?
