What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?