Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?