What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's the loudest sport?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?