What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do teachers do during summer break?