What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Do dads always snore?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?