What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?