Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How does the sun listen to music?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the baby laptop call her father?