What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?