What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How do fleas travel?