What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do old bowling balls end up?