Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What is a cow's dream job?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?