What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?