What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?