What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What game do mice love to play?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why are all priests fit?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are baseball games at night?
What sports are both plant-based?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?