What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?