Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What did the snake name his daughter?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?