What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?