Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
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Where do books sleep?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?