What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What animal has the most fun?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?