Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?