What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What type of pasta helps you relax?