Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?