Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why are baseball games at night?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?