What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Are you going udder cover?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?