How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?