What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?