Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
When does a horse talk?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?