What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?