Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What goes up when the rain comes down?