Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Why did summer catch autumn?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?