What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?