What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?