What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do Scottish toads play?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where do termites go camping?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
My friend David had his ID stolen.