What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Cowboom!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?