What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?