What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Where do termites go camping?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What kind of bird can write?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?