What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Elf-abet soup.
Where do hamsters come from?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Can February March?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?