What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?