What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
What do you call a dog in space?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.