What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?