Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What is blue and not heavy?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do mice do when they're at home?