Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
Where do termites go camping?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why are books always so angry?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?